In the wake of Tropical Storm Hilary hitting Southern California and washing away debris from the streets with torrential rain, the substantial homeless population in the greater Los Angeles area has now begun the monumental task of re-pooping the sidewalks. “Somebody’s gotta do it,” said a homeless vagrant who only identified himself by the name … Read more
Citizens of California are holding out hope that flooding from Hurricane Hilary will wash off the massive amounts of poop clinging to the state’s sidewalks. “Fingers crossed,” said Sacramento resident Kevin Ross. “Bring on the floods, baby!” While concerned about safety, many locals believe a good, strong hurricane could be the best thing that ever … Read more
As Hurricane Hilary looms off the shores of the Golden State, Californians are rushing to prepare by nailing plywood boards onto their tent flaps and filling sandbags to protect their cardboard boxes. Residents have been flocking to their local hardware stores and drug dealers to stock up on essentials, praying the category-four storm decreases in … Read more