In an attempt to shore up his abysmal approval ratings and poll numbers before the 2024 campaign season begins in earnest, President Joe Biden has unveiled a revamped approach to seeking re-election, including orange hair and skin, as well as the new campaign slogan \u201cMake the United States Superb a Second Time.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMUSSAST BLIDLERBERGEN!\u201d Biden shouted while wearing a baseball cap emblazoned with the new slogan at a press conference. \u201cListen up, folks! Here\u2019s the deal. If you elect me\u2026re-elect me\u2026once again\u2026re-elect me again\u2026another time\u2026I\u2019m going to take a hard line on this immigration stuff. I\u2019m gonna build a\u2026a\u2026build a barrier\u2026thing. On the border. And I\u2019m gonna make the American people pay for it. Harvinzibergarbint!\u201d<\/p>\n
Sources within the Biden campaign acknowledged the changes in strategy were deemed necessary due to minor factors like the lagging economy, skyrocketing crime rates in urban areas, soaring inflation, lackluster job market, record-high energy prices, and overall disapproval of the direction of the country. \u201cSometimes it\u2019s nice to change things up a bit,\u201d said Biden campaign strategist Bob Backlund. \u201cAfter deep discussions, we decided having a vast majority of the country hating President Biden may not be the best plan for re-election, so we\u2019re switching gears.\u201d<\/p>\n
When asked if he was trying to emulate former President Donald Trump, Biden denied adopting Trump\u2019s presentation and platform. \u201cThat\u2019s a bunch of malarkey!\u201d Biden shouted. \u201cI\u2019ve been in favor of border security ever since\u2026since the time we\u2026ever since\u2026whenever. Make the United States Superb A Second Time, folks! MUSSAST!\u201d<\/p>\n
At publishing time, the Biden campaign was also preparing to have the president begin insulting his opponents on social media and give them humorous nicknames as part of its new strategy to differentiate Biden from Trump by trying to be like Trump.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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